An  Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic  Church.

 
'Father',  he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last  confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last  month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go  out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another  Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two  months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie  Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time,  the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'
'A new  woman in the neighbourhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very  well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to  deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous  redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. The eyes of every man  in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the  aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress  was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny  emerald-green shoes.

The  priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green  dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread  slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't  wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy  and whispered, 'Is that Nookie  Green?'  
The  bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to  calmly reply , 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection  from her shoes'.